December 2011
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my impression while looking at lookbook.nu
Find 5 the lamest clothes in your/your grandmother’s wardrobe,
Add shoes looking like hoofs,
Title your post with song title/lyrics -
You are chick and gorgeous now.
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New arrivals
I finally bought a blue shirt from Zara! It took me a long time to decide whether to buy or not, but I considered it to be necessary in my wardrobe. I’m also waiting for a new dress in pin-up style - will be gorgeous, I know it! My mom said it’s Dita von Teese’s style and that’s what I hoped to hear ;) I’m planning to wear it on my friend’s wedding in July. Last...
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
HAHHAHHHAHAH
